07-27-2026, 07:24 AM
social experiment called Pickleball to slow the spread of Chlamydia in The Villages of central Florida.
The superannuated denizens of that latter-day Sodom & Gomorrah used upside-down pineapples in shopping carts to advertise sexual availability. When that became infamous, they went to color-coded bath sponges.
Now they are so distracted by autistic badminton that intercourse involving penetration is rare as hens' teeth.
Could Tomato Head be on a road trip?
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The superannuated denizens of that latter-day Sodom & Gomorrah used upside-down pineapples in shopping carts to advertise sexual availability. When that became infamous, they went to color-coded bath sponges.
Now they are so distracted by autistic badminton that intercourse involving penetration is rare as hens' teeth.
Could Tomato Head be on a road trip?
