Yesterday, 07:23 AM
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, “Make me one with everything.”
On her birthday, a wife says, “I dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” Her husband smiles. “Maybe you’ll find out tonight.” That night, he gives her a box. She opens it to find… a book titled How to Interpret Your Dreams.
Three dinosaurs find a magic lamp. A genie grants them three wishes. The first asks for a big hunk of meat. The second asks for a shower of meat. The third asks for a meatier shower.
Tomato Head didn’t want to be drafted, so he pulled out all his teeth. When the recruiters inspected him, they said, “Sorry, you’re out, you’ve got flat feet.”
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On her birthday, a wife says, “I dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” Her husband smiles. “Maybe you’ll find out tonight.” That night, he gives her a box. She opens it to find… a book titled How to Interpret Your Dreams.
Three dinosaurs find a magic lamp. A genie grants them three wishes. The first asks for a big hunk of meat. The second asks for a shower of meat. The third asks for a meatier shower.
Tomato Head didn’t want to be drafted, so he pulled out all his teeth. When the recruiters inspected him, they said, “Sorry, you’re out, you’ve got flat feet.”
