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rump off-duty Secret Service agent allegedly masturbated in Florida hotel hallway
John Spillman, 33, arrested after he was seen naked in a hallway of the DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel Miami Airport & Convention Center, police said.
Michelle Spitzer
Fernando Cervantes Jr.
USA TODAY NETWORK - Florida
May 6, 2026, 3:24 p.m. ET
An off-duty U.S. Secret Service agent was arrested after he was found masturbating in the hallway of a Florida hotel following security detail for President Donald Trump, authorities said.
John Spillman, 33, is due in court in May on charges of indecent exposure. He has pleaded not guilty.
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05-08-2026, 09:01 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-08-2026, 09:06 AM by Tomato Sandwich.)
Birds of a feather in DC
(05-08-2026, 09:01 AM)Replying to Tomato Sandwich Birds of a feather in DC
Also, Dawg N ain't gonna like the insulting nature of your post.
Shame!
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(05-08-2026, 09:00 AM)Replying to Shootist Comitatus Trump off-duty Secret Service agent allegedly masturbated in Florida hotel hallway
John Spillman, 33, arrested after he was seen naked in a hallway of the DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel Miami Airport & Convention Center, police said.
Michelle Spitzer
Fernando Cervantes Jr.
USA TODAY NETWORK - Florida
May 6, 2026, 3:24 p.m. ET
An off-duty U.S. Secret Service agent was arrested after he was found masturbating in the hallway of a Florida hotel following security detail for President Donald Trump, authorities said.
John Spillman, 33, is due in court in May on charges of indecent exposure. He has pleaded not guilty. 
Spillman
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(05-08-2026, 09:21 AM)Replying to Toasty B (05-08-2026, 09:00 AM)Replying to Shootist Comitatus Trump off-duty Secret Service agent allegedly masturbated in Florida hotel hallway
John Spillman, 33, arrested after he was seen naked in a hallway of the DoubleTree by Hilton Hotel Miami Airport & Convention Center, police said.
Michelle Spitzer
Fernando Cervantes Jr.
USA TODAY NETWORK - Florida
May 6, 2026, 3:24 p.m. ET
An off-duty U.S. Secret Service agent was arrested after he was found masturbating in the hallway of a Florida hotel following security detail for President Donald Trump, authorities said.
John Spillman, 33, is due in court in May on charges of indecent exposure. He has pleaded not guilty. 
Spillman
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LOL
Ewwwwww
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This also begs the question...is it Florida Man who is crazy or anyone who is in Florida ?
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Prince’s Darling Nikki song comes to mind for some reason..
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05-08-2026, 04:00 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-08-2026, 04:01 PM by GriffWoody.)
Meh. I’ll allow it. LOL
(05-08-2026, 09:01 AM)Replying to Tomato Sandwich Birds of a feather in DC
(05-08-2026, 09:01 AM)Replying to Tomato Sandwich Birds of a feather in DC
Also, Dawg N ain't gonna like the insulting nature of your post.
Shame!
Meh…I’ll allow it.